The dandy frightening the squatter
Historical exhibition-A no. I ruse
Blabbing governmnet secrets!
Ghost life on the Mississippi
Ye sentimental law student
Letter from Steamboat Springs
A bloody massacre near Carson
"Ingomar" over the mountains
Washoe.-"Information wanted"
The evidence in the case of Smith vs. Jones
A touching story of George Washington's boyhood
The killing of Julius Caesar "Localized"
Lucretia Smith's soldier.
Answers to correspondents
Advice for good little boys
Advice for good little girls
Just "one more unfortunate"
Real estate versus imaginary possessions, poetically considered
Jim Smiley and his jumping frog
"Mark Twain" on the launch of the steamer "Capital"
What have the Police been doing?
A new biography of Washington
Reflections on the Sabbath
Barnum's first speech in Congress
Female suffrage: views of Mark Twain
A reminiscence of Artemus Ward
Jim Wolf and the Tom-Cats
The facts concerning the recent resignation.
General Washington's negro body-servant
Colloquy between a slum child and a moral mentor
My late senatorial secretaryship
The story of Mamic Grant, the child-missionary
Private habits of Horace Greeley
Concerning Gen. Grant's intentions.
Open letter to Com. Vanderbilt
Mr. Beecher and the clergy
Personal habits of the Siamese Twins
The last words of Great men
The legend of the Capitoline Venus
-terrible medival romance
The facts in the great land-slide case
The facts in the case of the great beef contract
The story of the good little boy who did not prosper
Disgraceful persecution of a boy who did not prosper
Disgraceful persecution of a boy
A couple of sad experiences
The judge's "spirited woman"
Wit-inspirations of the "two-year-olds"
Report to the Buffalo Female Academy
How I edited an agricultural paper once
The "tournament" in A.D. 1870.
The late Benjamin Franklin
Domestic missionaries wanted
John Chinaman in New York
Goldsmith's friend abroad again
Riley-Newspaper correspondent
A reminiscence of the back settlements
My watch-an instructive little tale.
The facts in the case of George Fisher, deceased
The tone-imparting committee
The danger of lying in bed
The indignity put upon the remains of George Holland by the Rev. Mr. Sabine
A brace of brief lectures of science
The secret of Dr. Livingstone's continued voluntary exile
How I escaped being killed in a duel
Poor little Stephen Girard
Fourth of July speech in London
The temperance insurrection
A curious pleasure excursion
A true story, repeated word for word as I heard it
An encounter with an interviewer
The "jumping frog". In English. Then in French. Then clawed back into a civilized language once more, by patient, unremunerated toil.
Experience of the McWilliamses with membranous croup
Some learned fables for good old boys and girls
Petition concerning copyright
The curious republic of Gondour.
The facts concerning the recent carnival crime in Connecticut
Conversation, as it was by the social fireside, in the time of the Tudors
The oldest inhabitant-the weather of New England
Farewell banquet for Bayard Taylor
About mangnanimous-incident literature
The great revolution in Pitcairn
Some thoughts on the science of onanism
The babies. As they comfort us in our sorrows, let us not forget them in our festivities.
A telephonic conversation
Edward Mills and George Benton: a tale
Mrs. McWilliams and the lightning
The benefit of judicious training
Dinner speech in Montreal
Plymouth rock and the pilgrims
The stolen white elephant
On the decay of the art of lying
Concerning the American language
The McWilliamses and the burglar alarm
Why a statue of Liberty when we have Adam!
Mock oration on the dead partisan.
The private history of a campaign that failed
Letter from the recording Angel
Dinner speech: General Grant's grammar
A petition to the Queen of England
American authors and British pirates
Reply to the editor of "The art of authorship"
An appeal against injudicious swearing.
The 1,000,000 (pounds) bank-note
Extracts from Adam's diary
Is he living or is he dead?
The Esquimau Maiden's romance
Travelling with a reformer
Private history of the "jumping frog" story
What Paul Bourget thinks of us
Fenimore Cooper's literary offences
Fenimore Cooper's further literary offenses
Man's place in the animal world
A word of encouragement for our blushing exiles
From the "London Times" of 1904
Diplomatic pay and clothes
Christian science and the book of Mrs. Eddy
The man that corrupted Hadleyburg
My first lie and how I got out of it
Introducing Winston S. Churchill
A salutation-speech from the nineteenth century to the twentieth, taken down in short-hand by Mark Twain
To the person sitting in darkness
Battle hymn of the Republic (brought down to date)
The United States of Lyncherdom
Edmund Burke on Croker and Tammany
Does the race of man love a Lord?
The dervish and the offensive stranger.
Mark Twain, able yachtsman, on why Lipton failed to lift the cup
"Was the world made for man?"
Dr. Loeb's incredible discovery
King Leopold's soliloquy: a defense of his Congo rule
Seventieth birthday dinner speech
Hunting the deceitful turkey
Dinner speech at Annapolis
Little Nelly tells a story out of her own head
Extract from Captain Stormfield's visit to Heaven
"The turning point of my life"
